Happy first of July
Happy July, everyone! June is over, which is sad since it is the best month of the year. But I digress . . .
Today is my ex's birthday. A fact I probably would have ignored, even with my Rainman memory for birthdays. It makes it a little hard to forget, though, when there is a voice-mail awaiting me from him when I get out of the shower.
Here is the transcript of said voicemail:
"Hey, it's my birthday. I doubt you remembered it, and I doubt that you even care. I'm not expecting a call from you, so I figured I'd call you. Happy birthday to me."
I am editing a couple of the profanities out. There were not one, not two, but three f-bomb adverbs in there.
It was a nice little good morning message. How do these people find me?
Today is my ex's birthday. A fact I probably would have ignored, even with my Rainman memory for birthdays. It makes it a little hard to forget, though, when there is a voice-mail awaiting me from him when I get out of the shower.
Here is the transcript of said voicemail:
"Hey, it's my birthday. I doubt you remembered it, and I doubt that you even care. I'm not expecting a call from you, so I figured I'd call you. Happy birthday to me."
I am editing a couple of the profanities out. There were not one, not two, but three f-bomb adverbs in there.
It was a nice little good morning message. How do these people find me?
posted by Ace | 8:59 AM
4 Comments:
Just think how glad you are not be married to him.
What? Why? Was he drunk?
Sadly, he was sober. Luckily, I found it highly amusing. And affirming.
It is easy for them to find you when you marry them.
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