Pukey Ace
And I'm sick. With the flu. And as blech-y as I feel, I'm more angry than anything because I got a
MOTHER-FUCKING FLU SHOT!!!
I sat through it. I had the needle pierce my delicate skin. I got the band aid. I was mocked for my fraidy-ness. But I did it so I wouldn't get sick.
And I'm sick.
So I'm not in the best of moods, and now I have to go teach again today (working off a few hours of sleep and nothing but tea in my system). Lord knows what sorts of things will come out of my mouth.
Ew. I just reread that, and I meant what kinds of things I'd say, but it came across as projectile vomiting.
And that's the image I shall leave you with.
MOTHER-FUCKING FLU SHOT!!!
I sat through it. I had the needle pierce my delicate skin. I got the band aid. I was mocked for my fraidy-ness. But I did it so I wouldn't get sick.
And I'm sick.
So I'm not in the best of moods, and now I have to go teach again today (working off a few hours of sleep and nothing but tea in my system). Lord knows what sorts of things will come out of my mouth.
Ew. I just reread that, and I meant what kinds of things I'd say, but it came across as projectile vomiting.
And that's the image I shall leave you with.
posted by Ace | 1:15 PM
3 Comments:
Everyone at work who got the shot got the flu a few days after. Plus, I just heard on the radio this morning that there's a MAJOR stomach flu going around right now.
I hope you feel better. :(
This is the second "Pukey Ace" post this month! Sorry to hear about it! As my friend Dimitri Martin says, "Get well soon? [Screw] that. Get well now."
A) I'd better not have any nasty virus floating around on me.
B) Stomach flu! Ew! And I got my shot six weeks ago, so I shouldn't be suffering from that. Damn quacks.
C) Please to be reading my next post.
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