Things Only Ace Thinks About

Sometimes my life is boring. Sometimes it's interesting. Usually it's more often the former and not so much the latter. Sometimes I can make it through my day only by pretending I have a documentary crew following me around, and that's when I'm glad that my inner-monologue cannot be heard by others. Everyone thinks like this, yes? And everyone loves Elvis, and the Brady Bunch, and Stephen King, and birthdays, right?

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Pullman advertising

Ok, so my latest problem involves porn. And not in the fun way you may be hoping. Sometimes I step out of my office and forget to close the door. My desk is right by the door, and typically my laptop is sitting there. And I'm online. And I get pop-ups that show pretty naked women with tantalizing questions such as "Need to find someone to fuck in Pullman?"

And faculty walking by might see this.

Must . . . remember . . . to . . . close . . . office . . . door . . .

2 Comments:

Blogger brian said...

If you just didn't surf for it so much, you wouldn't get those pop-ups.

9:44 PM  
Blogger Ace said...

Uh, I wouldn't do that. I thought the site was for buying vibrating pens. I was wrong. Or was I?

2:28 PM  

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