Who says romance is dead?
So, congratulations are in order for Tori Spelling and her newest husband. Tori got married over the weekend. That's exciting for her.
Let's just do a little Tori-timeline, shall we?
2002: Met Charlie Shanian.
2003: Announced "undying love" for good old Chuck and the two got engaged.
2004 (July): Married Charlie, proclaiming him "the one" at their multi-kabillion dollar wedding.
2005 (July): Tori begins filming the made-for-TV movie Mind Over Murder and meets Dean McDermott (who was married, and had been for 12 years).
2005 (August): Tori and Charlie move to separate residences
2005 (fall): Tori and Charlie announce that (shocker!) they are getting a divorce because she's been banging Dean. Score for her.
2005 (December): Tori and Dean get engaged.
2006 (April): Tori's divorce from Charlie is final.
2006 (May): Tori and Dean get married.
Isn't that a romantic little fairy tale. My advice for Dean: RUN! Isn't it nice to think that before her first anniversary she was already out shopping around? And who gets engaged before their divorce is final? Wouldn't that scare you off if you were Dean? Clearly Tori takes marriage seriously. For the daughter of a billionaire, she sure is a nice little piece of white trash.
Doesn't this story scare anyone else? If she wanted to go for pure romance, she and Dean should have gotten married in July. That seems to be when she does all of her big events. Married in July 2004, cheated on her husband in July 2005, legitimize this adultery by getting married in July 2006.
But best of luck to them. Not that they'll need it, because it seems that this marriage has a rock-solid foundation.
Let's just do a little Tori-timeline, shall we?
2002: Met Charlie Shanian.
2003: Announced "undying love" for good old Chuck and the two got engaged.
2004 (July): Married Charlie, proclaiming him "the one" at their multi-kabillion dollar wedding.
2005 (July): Tori begins filming the made-for-TV movie Mind Over Murder and meets Dean McDermott (who was married, and had been for 12 years).
2005 (August): Tori and Charlie move to separate residences
2005 (fall): Tori and Charlie announce that (shocker!) they are getting a divorce because she's been banging Dean. Score for her.
2005 (December): Tori and Dean get engaged.
2006 (April): Tori's divorce from Charlie is final.
2006 (May): Tori and Dean get married.
Isn't that a romantic little fairy tale. My advice for Dean: RUN! Isn't it nice to think that before her first anniversary she was already out shopping around? And who gets engaged before their divorce is final? Wouldn't that scare you off if you were Dean? Clearly Tori takes marriage seriously. For the daughter of a billionaire, she sure is a nice little piece of white trash.
Doesn't this story scare anyone else? If she wanted to go for pure romance, she and Dean should have gotten married in July. That seems to be when she does all of her big events. Married in July 2004, cheated on her husband in July 2005, legitimize this adultery by getting married in July 2006.
But best of luck to them. Not that they'll need it, because it seems that this marriage has a rock-solid foundation.
posted by Ace | 5:46 PM
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Do you think she scoped her next husband out at the wedding?
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