Swiggin' beer straight out of the bottle . . .

As promised, here are my non-girly attributes.

A) I don't like babies. I rarely find them cute; typically they just disgust me. They're pretty drooly, they smell funny, and they cry. Loudly.

B) I have the sense of humor of a 13 year-old boy.

C) Seeing others cry does not bring out the saint in me. It does bring out the bitch, though.*

D) I am not afraid of spiders.

E) Take a glance into my fridge. It bears a striking resemblance to your nearest neighborhood bachelor's.

F) I enjoy mowing the lawn.

G) I might also enjoy The Sopranos too much.

H) I'm pretty sure that I snore.

I) One of my favorite movies is Tommy Boy.

J) I pee standing up. Ok, this isn't true, but I often wish that I could. Typically when I'm in a public restroom.

*Crying at weddings is perfectly acceptable (see previous post). However, crying because you did not do so well on a test? Not so much.