Things Only Ace Thinks About

Sometimes my life is boring. Sometimes it's interesting. Usually it's more often the former and not so much the latter. Sometimes I can make it through my day only by pretending I have a documentary crew following me around, and that's when I'm glad that my inner-monologue cannot be heard by others. Everyone thinks like this, yes? And everyone loves Elvis, and the Brady Bunch, and Stephen King, and birthdays, right?

Friday, November 11, 2005

Oh my

So one of my friends sent me this link to what apparently will be my Christmas present this year. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why on earth would I want this toy, when I can watch my dog hump my cat whenever I want?

And I don't want to.

Too often.

posted by Ace | 1:05 PM

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was your little dog the model for this toy? If you buy it and give it to her, do you think she'll leave your cat alone?

1:58 PM  

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