Happiness in a bottle

Oh.____My.____Dear.____Sweet._____Lord.

They make Elvis wine. El-freakin'-vis wine.

I might have to sell my dog to buy the "All Shook Up" Sauvignon Blanc, but I'm pretty sure it's worth it. I also wouldn't say no if someone wanted to buy me the Velvet Elvis Cabernet Sauvignon that bears a velvet painting of Elvis Presley encased in a black velvet-lined gift box.

And don't judge me for this. Obviously if someone is selling this, that means there is a market for it. Someone besides me would want this wine, too.

What would you serve Elvis wine with? A peanut-butter-banana sandwich. Fried.

Durh.