Whatt kind of moroon leafes in tpyos?

So I was just re-reading some old posts (because that seemed like a better use of my time than grading the mounds of finals on my desk) and noted a discrepancy.

And by discrepancy, I mean issue.

I neglected to run spell-check a few posts ago. So my hil-arious mockery of Alec Baldwin's voice-mail looked like a drunken five year-old typed it up. And while I should take the blame for this, I choose instead to pass it on to you, the reader.

Please to be alerting me when there are issues. I cannot be held responsible for my actions. I teach U.S. history, I know how this goes. It's a little thing called passing the buck. Consider that buck passed. Really, readers, what can I say? You disappoint me.

Speaking of disappointments, I thought today was Thursday. It's Wednesday. Damn.

Oh, and I've already changed my mind. Welcome to the wonderful world of Ace. I don't actually want to be notified if I've made any mistakes. Because that will shatter my view that I never make mistakes. See how that works?

Hey, one month until my birthday! How early is too early to post the present list? I'm probably good to go by typing it up now, considering I've been doing a birthday countdown since June 3. Maybe I'll put that up tomorrow. I know, you can hardly wait! FYI, I accept early presents. And cash always makes a fine gift.