Downy for Dummies
Yesterday, I had to go to Wal-mart to buy kitty litter. For my cat. Not the one I attempted to steal (although I probably shouldn't put that in past tense, considering that I still let Blister inside whenever she wants).
While there, I had to get some other household-y items. Paper towels, shampoo, toothpaste, laundry detergent. It was while I was picking up this last item, standing on the laundry aisle, that I saw the weirdest thing yet. This lady picked up some fabric softener and opened the lid.
Not too weird, right? I assumed she was seeing if she liked its fragrance. But that's why you never assume, because it makes an ass out of ass-hats.
Anyways, sniffing was not what she was up to. She dipped her finger into the softener and TASTED it. Tasted it!
Ew.
While there, I had to get some other household-y items. Paper towels, shampoo, toothpaste, laundry detergent. It was while I was picking up this last item, standing on the laundry aisle, that I saw the weirdest thing yet. This lady picked up some fabric softener and opened the lid.
Not too weird, right? I assumed she was seeing if she liked its fragrance. But that's why you never assume, because it makes an ass out of ass-hats.
Anyways, sniffing was not what she was up to. She dipped her finger into the softener and TASTED it. Tasted it!
Ew.
posted by Ace | 9:59 AM
2 Comments:
Did she try the detergent too? Yuck!
Sure, it smells like fresh mountain rain, but does it taste like fresh mountain rain?
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