Things Only Ace Thinks About

Sometimes my life is boring. Sometimes it's interesting. Usually it's more often the former and not so much the latter. Sometimes I can make it through my day only by pretending I have a documentary crew following me around, and that's when I'm glad that my inner-monologue cannot be heard by others. Everyone thinks like this, yes? And everyone loves Elvis, and the Brady Bunch, and Stephen King, and birthdays, right?

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Hunka, hunka, burnin' pain

Someone is going to hell. Straight. To Hell. And it's not me, for once. It's some crazy lady in Australia, whom God now hates. Because God loves Elvis. Anyways, please see the accompanying news story that not one, but two of my friends sent me this morning. I think it was a warning. A plea, if you will, to be careful. Duly noted: knives shall be hidden when I crank up The King.

SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian woman will face court charged with repeatedly stabbing her partner because he played an Elvis Presley song over and over again, police said Tuesday.

Police said the 30-year-old woman was charged with unlawful wounding after her 35-year-old partner was stabbed with a pair of scissors in the back, shoulder and thigh at Northam, about 62 miles east of Perth in Western Australia state on Monday.

The man, whose injuries were described as "non-life threatening," had been repeatedly playing the song "Burning Love," a police spokesman said.

The 1972 song was the U.S. rock great's 40th and last top 10 hit on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy do people know you or what? Two of the same article, two of the same calendar, and three of the same book ... either we know you or there is this line and you are quickly approaching it ... you choose.

5:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is it about Elvis that peopel become so entertained with. I think Elvis is the greatest, but when someone asks why I just say
"because he is ok" What could be a better responce? He is a killer singer, he has dance skills like no other. These all sound corny.

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you mean by "crank up The King"?

It's a bit scary.

7:11 PM  

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