Speak up, sonny!
I enjoy crossword puzzles to an inordinate degree.
I can only have decaf after 10 am, or I'm kept up too late.
I go to Elvis Tribute concerts.
I think Early Bird specials are rewards for eating at a "normal" time.
I OWN a cane. Own.
But the biggest reason I am an 88 year-old woman trapped in the body of a 27 year-old: I had to tape ALL of Must See TV last night, because it was on too late.
That's right. The Office, My Name is Earl, and Scrubs are sitting on a VHS tape (oh, add that to my AARP membership that I still have to tape things on my VCR) at my house because 8 pm is clearly too much for little blue-haired Ace.
I was in bed while the sun was still semi-up. Even my cat found me creepy, and refused to come to bed when I turned in. And I say "turned in." Jesus help me. There is a walker somewhere with my name on it.
I can only have decaf after 10 am, or I'm kept up too late.
I go to Elvis Tribute concerts.
I think Early Bird specials are rewards for eating at a "normal" time.
I OWN a cane. Own.
But the biggest reason I am an 88 year-old woman trapped in the body of a 27 year-old: I had to tape ALL of Must See TV last night, because it was on too late.
That's right. The Office, My Name is Earl, and Scrubs are sitting on a VHS tape (oh, add that to my AARP membership that I still have to tape things on my VCR) at my house because 8 pm is clearly too much for little blue-haired Ace.
I was in bed while the sun was still semi-up. Even my cat found me creepy, and refused to come to bed when I turned in. And I say "turned in." Jesus help me. There is a walker somewhere with my name on it.
posted by Ace | 8:04 AM
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I have a walker, cane, and a special seat to help raise up the toilet in case that is becoming too much for you. Let me know!
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