Vegas Drill on duty
First, I just passed my oral examinations. So I'm a bit hyped-up. Score for me. I'm all about the ABD now, my friends. Which isn't some vague drug reference. Anyways, since all of my thoughts for the day went into that, I was too lazy to think up a topic.
Therefore, courtesy of my friend Cynthia, here is a fun use of my time to determine my various names. Try this at home, kids.
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Sylvia Ebony (man, I do rock!)
2. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Your favorite vacation spot and something from home depot)
Vegas Drill (dirty, dirty)
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first letter of first name, first syllable of your last name)
A-Can (I'm da-bomb!)
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Purple Dog (maybe I'll just not go into that business)
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Elizabeth Pocatello (blech)
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of father's middle name)
Canamar (that sounds more like my drunk Star Wars name)
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink)
The Purple Tonic
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first name of both your grandfathers)
Leon Archie
9. FUTURISTIC NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne and the name of your favorite kind of shoes)
Chanel Choos
10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name )..
Marie Archie (the mafia should just put out a hit on me for that)
Have a good Thursday! I shall be eating cookies and watching TV to celebrate the wonders of exams!
Therefore, courtesy of my friend Cynthia, here is a fun use of my time to determine my various names. Try this at home, kids.
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Sylvia Ebony (man, I do rock!)
2. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Your favorite vacation spot and something from home depot)
Vegas Drill (dirty, dirty)
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first letter of first name, first syllable of your last name)
A-Can (I'm da-bomb!)
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Purple Dog (maybe I'll just not go into that business)
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Elizabeth Pocatello (blech)
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of father's middle name)
Canamar (that sounds more like my drunk Star Wars name)
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink)
The Purple Tonic
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first name of both your grandfathers)
Leon Archie
9. FUTURISTIC NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne and the name of your favorite kind of shoes)
Chanel Choos
10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name )..
Marie Archie (the mafia should just put out a hit on me for that)
Have a good Thursday! I shall be eating cookies and watching TV to celebrate the wonders of exams!
posted by Ace | 3:41 PM
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Because you TOTALLY want to know, right?
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Boomer Birch Hollow
2. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Your favorite vacation spot and something from home depot)
Casa de Campo Lamp. I like lamp.
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first letter of first name, first syllable of your last name)
Hey, A-Can! I'm A-Cam!
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Black Dog. Rawr.
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Lyn Madison Heights
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of father's middle name)
Camanwa
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink)
The Black Vanilla Vodka & Diet Coke. Yes. I fly in to make sure your drink is finished.
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first name of both your grandfathers)
Stephen _______. I'm a half-bastard. My mom divorced my bio-dad when I was young and he ran off. I don't remember my paternal grandparents and my stepdad's are dead. Hey! Who brought the buzzkill??!
9. FUTURISTIC NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne and the name of your favorite kind of shoes)
Blush Kitten Heel.
10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name )..
Ann Wayne
I think Blush Kitten Heel is your true porn star name. Or maybe I'll just keep that one in mind in case the whole history thing doesn't work out for me.
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