Friends of ours
So I sold out. We knew that I would. FYI to all of my friends: stop being such cheap-asses and get cable. Then maybe I wouldn't have to get HBO. Selfish, selfish, selfish.
Can I afford HBO? Not so much. Did I still get it? Yes I did. Will I be enjoying some Sopranos? A little too much. Will I be cancelling as soon as this season is over? Without a doubt. Did I flirt with the cable person on the phone so I could get my installation fee waived? With no shame. Did I feel like Queen Retard when one of my friends informed me that they do that for everyone? Uh, not at all.
Can I afford HBO? Not so much. Did I still get it? Yes I did. Will I be enjoying some Sopranos? A little too much. Will I be cancelling as soon as this season is over? Without a doubt. Did I flirt with the cable person on the phone so I could get my installation fee waived? With no shame. Did I feel like Queen Retard when one of my friends informed me that they do that for everyone? Uh, not at all.
posted by Ace | 5:44 PM
2 Comments:
Skip the cable and just get satellite.
Christopher is going to kill Junior, so it's good that you sold out.
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