Things Only Ace Thinks About

Sometimes my life is boring. Sometimes it's interesting. Usually it's more often the former and not so much the latter. Sometimes I can make it through my day only by pretending I have a documentary crew following me around, and that's when I'm glad that my inner-monologue cannot be heard by others. Everyone thinks like this, yes? And everyone loves Elvis, and the Brady Bunch, and Stephen King, and birthdays, right?

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Hollywood gossip


Valerie Bertinelli and Eddie Van Halen are getting a divorce. Does anyone else find this incredibly sad and a tad bit disconcerting. Man, first Nick and Jessica and now this. If only all couples could look to Britney "I'm a big, white-trash pseudo-whore" Spears and Kevin "Damn, I'm the luckiest, no-talent man ever" Federline for how to make a relationship work.

posted by Ace | 7:16 PM

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

finally someone cool made headlines. How is jack johnsons marriage? If he is ready for a divorce, I'm ready to move.

9:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's Paul Newman when you need him?

12:36 PM  

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