Things Only Ace Thinks About

Sometimes my life is boring. Sometimes it's interesting. Usually it's more often the former and not so much the latter. Sometimes I can make it through my day only by pretending I have a documentary crew following me around, and that's when I'm glad that my inner-monologue cannot be heard by others. Everyone thinks like this, yes? And everyone loves Elvis, and the Brady Bunch, and Stephen King, and birthdays, right?

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

What is wrong with Eskimos?

Holy Mother of God.

I think one of my ears fell off on my way into school this morning. It is so damn cold here. Are earmuffs back in style, per chance?

Speaking of style, apparently 1983 is back. Yesterday I saw some girl in a white mini-skirt (oh yes, I said mini-skirt) with purple tights. Purple. Tights. Added to that it was around 15 degrees outside.

Today's temperature is not supposed to get above 20 degrees. Ok, duly noted that Alaska is officially marked off my list of possible places to live. I still can't feel my face. When is spring again?

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet those heated eyelash curlers are looking better now, right?

4:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Defrosting the car is the worst thing to have to deal with. I want one of those automatic key chain deals that turns a car on from inside the house.

9:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should I not be wearing purple tights right now then?

12:36 PM  

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