Excuse me?
Ok, so I shouldn't be surprised at anything I see in this bizarre-o town that I live in, but I always am.
So I'm driving this morning and I see a man sitting in his front yard. Ok, kind of weird, especially when you consider that it was 6:50 am. Add to that that he was sitting on a rusty old lawn chair. Little weirder, but not too bad still. Then I look again and he is watching a TV. He is sitting in his front yard in a rusty lawn chair at 6:50 in the morning watching TV. On a chilly October morning. Odd, yes? I completely wanted to stop and see what he was watching, but I was too lazy/too busy. I'm guessing it was either Good Morning America or midget porn.
In other news, my dog ate a birthday candle last night.
So I'm driving this morning and I see a man sitting in his front yard. Ok, kind of weird, especially when you consider that it was 6:50 am. Add to that that he was sitting on a rusty old lawn chair. Little weirder, but not too bad still. Then I look again and he is watching a TV. He is sitting in his front yard in a rusty lawn chair at 6:50 in the morning watching TV. On a chilly October morning. Odd, yes? I completely wanted to stop and see what he was watching, but I was too lazy/too busy. I'm guessing it was either Good Morning America or midget porn.
In other news, my dog ate a birthday candle last night.
posted by Ace | 8:23 AM
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