My dog is neurotic. And fat. My dog is fat and neurotic.
posted by Ace | 8:02 PM
Things Only Ace Thinks About
Sometimes my life is boring. Sometimes it's interesting. Usually it's more often the former and not so much the latter. Sometimes I can make it through my day only by pretending I have a documentary crew following me around, and that's when I'm glad that my inner-monologue cannot be heard by others. Everyone thinks like this, yes? And everyone loves Elvis, and the Brady Bunch, and Stephen King, and birthdays, right?
- Ew
- Snakes are pure evil. And not in a fun way.
- Creepy flowers
- Fat, thin, I love him.
- Welcome. And I'm sick.
- Flight, by Sherman Alexie
- Sometimes a Great Notion, by Ken Kesey
- The Egyptologist, by Arthur Phillips
- Gods in Alabama, by Joshilyn Jackson
- Scrubs, Season 2
- Curb Your Enthusiasm
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(b) That I wish it was August and I was in Memphis.
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(c) That I'm going to miss my cell phone.
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(d) That buying a new laptop is a bit of a bitch. I need a personal assistant.
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Montana.
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Driving. And driving. And driving.
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Hiking where there had best not be in snakes.
1 Comments:
She doesn't look fat. But I doubt a normal dog chews on its leash.
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