Things Only Ace Thinks About

Sometimes my life is boring. Sometimes it's interesting. Usually it's more often the former and not so much the latter. Sometimes I can make it through my day only by pretending I have a documentary crew following me around, and that's when I'm glad that my inner-monologue cannot be heard by others. Everyone thinks like this, yes? And everyone loves Elvis, and the Brady Bunch, and Stephen King, and birthdays, right?

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Eavesdropping

Random comment overhead today while standing in line:

18 year-old girl #1: "Oh my God! He is so hot, but he's too young for me."
18 year-old girl #2: "So what? You should totally go for it! It would be so sexy. You could be like his Mrs. Robinson."
Me: "How old is this boy that you would be his Mrs. Robinson? Twelve? Ew." (inner-monologue)

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would you let your dog eat a candle?

8:20 AM  

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