Things Only Ace Thinks About

Sometimes my life is boring. Sometimes it's interesting. Usually it's more often the former and not so much the latter. Sometimes I can make it through my day only by pretending I have a documentary crew following me around, and that's when I'm glad that my inner-monologue cannot be heard by others. Everyone thinks like this, yes? And everyone loves Elvis, and the Brady Bunch, and Stephen King, and birthdays, right?

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Menage-a-trois


Wow, some people are going to be fairly disappointed with this post after that title. What can I say, I'm just a big tease.

The title is in reference to the fact that this is my third post of the day. I love, love, love being on pseudo-vacation. I also love, love, love this picture. It might be the best thing I have ever seen.

And true.

Kind of makes you think, huh?

But according to Bob Barker, there is a huge abundance of kittens in the world, which is why you are to be spaying and neutering little Muffy. So either God is turning a blind eye, or people just love kittens more than themselves. And a big thanks to the friend who sent this picture my way.

Anyways, the real reason for this post is that I just realized that the girl who lives next door to me in my duplex is gone for the next three weeks. Which means I can sing as much as I want in the shower. And as loudly and off-key as is possible. And I will. Happy week to Christmas to me!

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm just doing my part to keep the animal population down.

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You might want to rethink your subject line with that picture. It was disturbing upon first glance.

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And it became more 'acceptable' on second glance???

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God also kills a kitten whenever you have any kind of dirty thoughts. Your tree is single-handedly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of kittens.

9:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't "sing" too much or too loudly in the shower. I'll be counting the kittens.

12:44 PM  
Blogger brian said...

Against Bob Barker's advice, I was not going to help control the pet population. But then someone told me male cats will spray everything in sight if you don't have them neutered. Thus my cat will soon have to part with his manhood. At least he isn't going to die. That's what I keep telling him to make him feel better about the whole situation.

1:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you think God kills anything when your dog humps your cat?

9:54 AM  

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