Things Only Ace Thinks About

Sometimes my life is boring. Sometimes it's interesting. Usually it's more often the former and not so much the latter. Sometimes I can make it through my day only by pretending I have a documentary crew following me around, and that's when I'm glad that my inner-monologue cannot be heard by others. Everyone thinks like this, yes? And everyone loves Elvis, and the Brady Bunch, and Stephen King, and birthdays, right?

Sunday, December 18, 2005

No Wire Hangers! Ever!


My holidays are fully complete! I went to a Christmas party tonight and I met (I swear to God!) . . .

Christina Crawford!

Oh yes. I did.

I was on my least creepy behavior, but it is widely known that I am a celebrity whore so I really had to rein myself in. I did force my host to give me the intro, and it took everything in me to not do Faye Dunaway impressions or do lines from the movie (which I love, love, love!) so I don't think I scared her.

Jealous? But wait, there's more! Christina starred in a movie with Elvis. I'm only one degree away from the King!

What a great day.

posted by Ace | 8:05 PM

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should have just walked up to her and said, "Don't fuck with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."

Best movie line.

9:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"But nobody ever said life was fair, Tina. I'm bigger and I'm faster. I will always beat you."

Did you ask her why she hated her mom so much, when she was just trying to pass on life tips? Wire hangers are bad for clothes, and bathroom floors need to be scrubbed.

12:42 PM  

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